Well, I had the chance to try it out today, though not really on purpose. When I pushed the Cherry Pepsi button on the vending machine, I was surprised and delighted to instead be rewarded with a crisp, cold Dr. Pepper 10! What could a man want more? You know, besides the drink he actually wanted in the first place? I cracked the bottle open, waiting eagerly to be dropped into a jungle planet of ultra laser violence. With combat knife in hand and the look of a hardened killing machine on my face, I braced myself and took my first thirst pulverizing gulp....nothing. I didn't even break into a dramatic jungle sweat. Total bullshit. But while I wasn't transported to my ultimate dream world of snake punching devastation, something interesting did happen in my mouth: IT DIDN'T TASTE A GODDAMN THING LIKE CHERRY PEPSI. Seriously, who the hell stocked this vending machine, Stevie Wonder?? Absolutely unbelievable. I haven't felt this ripped off since the Louisiana Purchase. Don't buy Dr. Pepper 10, it tastes like deception.
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
It's Not For Women
So Dr. Pepper just dropped a new soda flavor. And by "new", I mean a slightly worse version of the original, but in a shinier new package. Some of you may have seen the commercial for it on TV, which despite the rampant sexism and misogyny, is actually pretty funny. Sorry feminists, Lasers trump feelings ten times out of ten. Here it is, in case you haven't seen it:
Well, I had the chance to try it out today, though not really on purpose. When I pushed the Cherry Pepsi button on the vending machine, I was surprised and delighted to instead be rewarded with a crisp, cold Dr. Pepper 10! What could a man want more? You know, besides the drink he actually wanted in the first place? I cracked the bottle open, waiting eagerly to be dropped into a jungle planet of ultra laser violence. With combat knife in hand and the look of a hardened killing machine on my face, I braced myself and took my first thirst pulverizing gulp....nothing. I didn't even break into a dramatic jungle sweat. Total bullshit. But while I wasn't transported to my ultimate dream world of snake punching devastation, something interesting did happen in my mouth: IT DIDN'T TASTE A GODDAMN THING LIKE CHERRY PEPSI. Seriously, who the hell stocked this vending machine, Stevie Wonder?? Absolutely unbelievable. I haven't felt this ripped off since the Louisiana Purchase. Don't buy Dr. Pepper 10, it tastes like deception.
Well, I had the chance to try it out today, though not really on purpose. When I pushed the Cherry Pepsi button on the vending machine, I was surprised and delighted to instead be rewarded with a crisp, cold Dr. Pepper 10! What could a man want more? You know, besides the drink he actually wanted in the first place? I cracked the bottle open, waiting eagerly to be dropped into a jungle planet of ultra laser violence. With combat knife in hand and the look of a hardened killing machine on my face, I braced myself and took my first thirst pulverizing gulp....nothing. I didn't even break into a dramatic jungle sweat. Total bullshit. But while I wasn't transported to my ultimate dream world of snake punching devastation, something interesting did happen in my mouth: IT DIDN'T TASTE A GODDAMN THING LIKE CHERRY PEPSI. Seriously, who the hell stocked this vending machine, Stevie Wonder?? Absolutely unbelievable. I haven't felt this ripped off since the Louisiana Purchase. Don't buy Dr. Pepper 10, it tastes like deception.
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ReplyDeletelolz. I know the feeling. I normally have reservations about snack and beverage spin-offs, however, the peanut butter snickers took me by surprise not surprising after cracking up at the commercial.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6e0Gsn4khss
i even came up with an ad idea of my own. which I may still put into action. Pending people and personal drive XD. but thanks for the heads up, I'll remember to put it on my "Diet drinks that suck" list.