Anyone with a functioning soul will tell you that Christmas music is the absolute worst. Every year, starting in fucking September nowadays, the world is bombarded with a nonstop hail of bullshit pouring over the airwaves and robbing us of anything resembling holiday cheer within the first eight seconds of listening. Yet deep within this ocean of suck lie a few chosen songs that go above and beyond the call of shitty. Songs whose mere existence is enough to make people hurl themselves off bridges and write shitty blogs about them. These are those songs. You have been warned.
