5 Easy Ways to Survive (and Dominate) This Black Friday

It's the most wonderful time of the year, the day when we all arise bright and early, and with malice in our collective hearts, beat the unholy shit out of each other in the name of absolute savings.  That's right friends, Black Friday is upon us once again.  But what may seem like a daunting nightmare of headbutts and face-pushes can be anything but, if you're prepared for the occasion.  Here are five simple ways to make sure your ass goes un-kicked this holiday season.

Get to this guy's level, then take a half-step back