Track 1

I buy a lot of useless crap.  A LOT of useless crap.  Most of it without even really thinking about it.  I own the season 4 box set of Ninja Turtles, for no reason at all.  I spent fifteen dollars on a burger king mask once. I have a Zune.  I consistently make poor spending decisions.  But rather than curb these bad habits, I've decided to start a blog in which I embrace them, until they inevitably bankrupt me.  And somehow this is supposed to teach me something about myself or the world.  **Spoiler Alert: it probably won't**
     Basically, here's how it's supposed to work:  I see an advertisement for a product, whether it be a commercial, online ad, billboard, whatever, and I try it out.  It could be something cool, it will probably be something ridiculous, and it will hopefully be something worth reading about.  All that matters is that the product is advertised somehow, somewhere, regardless of whether or not I even want it.  So hopefully this will prove entertaining or informative or both, and I hope you all find amusement in my downward spiral into credit card debt.